How to ruin a set of legs in three days flat

Day one of family reunion.   Notice - legs are in tact while hanging at the Cracker Barrel

Legs still in tact but dancing has yet to begin.  Day three and counting.

Sure fun!   So here's my excuse.  Countless hours on the dance floor. 

No legs today but Monday is my weekend so I don't mind one bit.  Time to enjoy, relax, rejuvenate.  Ahhhhhhhhhh.

But now it's Tuesday and I'm tired of it!   Give me my legs back STAT!